Monday, April 23, 2012

How to Tell When the Wedding Was Really Fun

WHEN:
 1) The parents of the bride and the parents of the groom sat together and enjoyed each other's company
 2) There was so much dancing that most people never saw a piece of wedding cake
 3) Variations on the dance floor included sitting on the floor and rowing with an air paddle from place to place, and carrying a grown man on your shoulders
 4) Women shed their stylish high heels for sandals provided for full throttle dance   moves
 5) An uncle offers to ante up so that the party can continue for another hour
 6) The bar bill gets alarmingly close to the food bill
 7) Everyone rides to the reception and back to the hotel in a bus
 8) 60 year olds decide to party on with the younger folks at a bar in the early morning hours
 9) Alka Seltzer is provided in the guests' gift bags
10) Everyone gets home without being hospitalized

Congratulations again Lora and Joe.

BBFN - Fanatticman