In a previous post, "Don't Let It Go To Your Head", Tom Brady was excoriated for his effeminate hair styling and questionable antics not befitting a Super Bowl quarterback. Now, playing on ESPN every 15 minutes, you can see Tom blubbering about not getting drafted until the sixth round. What the hell is he going to do next, dry his tears with his Fabio hair? I don't know where Giselle has been taking this guy in the offseason, but if he doesn't turn things around, we'll be watching him on the Ru Paul show. Talk about getting in touch with your feminine side - this guy is taking it to a whole new level. I hear he'll be doing makeup infomercials with Cindy Crawford to introduce his new line of designer eyeblack. Then there will be the new high heel football cleats he will introduce as part of his fall collection. Following that there will be Tom Brady shoulder pads - no it's not what you think, it's to puff up the shoulders on his new line of NFL Team blouses.
Tommy, they are running a lot of ads for a drug to combat a condition called Low T (testosterone). Buy yourself a truckload and get back in the game. As Don Carleone once growled to Fredo, it's time for you to "act like a man".
BBFN - Fanatticman
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