Phil: If he can hit his big stick like he did over the weekend in Houston, he should win at Augusta. My bet, though, is that he wreaks havoc with nesting pairs all through the Georgia pines and ends up with more pine needles in his pants than than a promiscuous high school girl after a Friday night homecoming game.
Stacey Lewis: how can someone that petite hit a golf ball that far? Great win for this little smurfette in an LPGA major. Makes me want to get some estrogen shots. Great story, made even greater by all of the physical hardships and surgery she has endured due her her spinal condition.
UCONN: nice to see my boy Geno walk away in defeat - now he will finally have a reason to be surly. Go back to your house, lock yourself in your room, and don't come out until you have completed a Dale Carnegie self-improvement course and have convinced yourself that you are not John Wooden. Now, if only that slimey Calhoun can lose to Butler tonight, justice will be served. He's one of those guys who has been skating by the NCAA because he is who he is and not because he runs a clean program. Things are starting to smell around his gymnasium, and its not sweaty Nikes. Do us all a favor, lose the game and then get out.
BBFN - Fanatticman
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