Sunday, January 16, 2011

Whatson?

So IBM has invested years and millions in developing a computer that can understand all the nuances of popular spoken English and named it Watson after IBM's founder. They are going to prove how successful they are by having it compete on Jeopardy, the game show.


Holy Art Fleming Batman, we ought to be shorting the stock as soon as possible. They are saying that it will have many profound applications in improving society as it is refined over time - yeah, like competing on Hollywood Squares for an encore?



All this money for R and D that shareholders thought was going into noble causes, environment, sustainability etc. was really being directed into seeing if this thing could breeze through the "Pop Music" category without breaking a circuit - my God, Trebek will be changing his depends before they get to Double Jeopardy.



This could really start a trend when you think about it - just imagine Honda's little robot spinning the wheel on Wheel of Fortune. And Vanna could be replaced by the Jetsons maid. Can anyone say Isaac Asimov?






BBFN - Fanatticman

1 comment:

  1. F-Man, I see your brain works very well at 6:32 A.M. Are you as good in the late afternoon?

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